how old even is dakota fanning??? one minute she’s like 6 the next minute she’s 42
Never scroll past a twerking soldier. Thank you for serving our country with your brave booty.
Officer Booty reporting for duty.
Call of Booty
Call of Booty: Back Dat Ass Ups.
(Source: sopiasexual)
once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at school” and he was like “YEAAAAAAAH FUTURE PHARMACIST” and fist bumped me
ok apparently this pharmacist is my brother’s old pot dealer
his name is scooter
(Source: chilepowder)
Don’t forget the “I want drake to murder my..”
It’s so weird how the world is floating like what if it falls
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